Wednesday May 30th
3pm - Arrive at house
3:01pm - Open first beer
3:04pm - setup sound system
4:45pm - Orientation followed by Jaeger Bombs
5:00pm - Seek and Destroy the spider population in a 3 mile radius of the house, followed by Jaeger Bombs
7:23pm - Open 2nd 30 pack of Miller Lite
7:48pm - Regret inviting John Dooley, followed by Jaeger Bombs
8pm - Free Time!
8:01pm - figure out how to work the super faggy gas fire pit
8:05pm - give up and just use Lenny as kindling for the wood burning fire pit, followed by Jaeger Bombs
8:20pm - Freedom Rock? Turn it up!
9:07pm - holy shit, it's been an hour since we had Jaegar Bombs!
9:08pm - Jaeger Bombs
9:42pm - this is usually when pussies sneak off and go to sleep
2:30am - Lenny and Mike are still awake because they aren't pussies, followed by Jaeger Bombs
Thursday May 31st
9:20am - fish the golf cart out of the pond
9:53am - Dooley cleans jizz off the bear skin rug
10:02am - Open first beer, follow by Jaeger Bombs